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OK, So What Are You Cynical About?

Mahaha, if people want to hate me, at least they’re talking about and want to be me. Im honored! ;D
    -   Lance

This guy Lance: he’s got more mouth on him than Bugs Bunny! He’s got to be some kind of pretty-boy cynic doing it for the C.C. crew!
    -   Dr. Bong!

When you are forced to remain in situations which you hate to the maximum extent, a cynic is borne.
    -   Krishna

There seems to be no cure for YOU, Crazy Rabbit.
    -   Rick

Oh, Rick, clearly you suffer from the illusion that you are “Thee Cynic”; I’m afraid that there’s NO cure for a delusion of that magnitude…
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Game score that always end with zero.
    -   Alex

Bigoted retards like Lance & “friend” should go back to the C.C. crew from whence you came(?): perhaps they also need a hand – job!
    -   Soundbow

Ahhh… Just finished a steaming plate of “Bangers and Mash” followed by a heaping bowl of “Spotted Dick” with my good friend Dr Bong.
    -   Yzarc ibnFuckaar

Dr. Bong! You crack me up you little bonging bugger! Come on, you’re pulling my bell-rope: let’s hear another peeling neigh from you!
    -   Facetious Fred!

Now is the time to hear the rounded peel of the "Virtuous" Cynics! Come one, come all: the time of the cynical campanologist is neigh!
    -   Dr. Bong!

Rick, how can you go on here with your cranky editorial ways thinking its critical appraisal of any cynically intellectual calibre?
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Sorry you guys, Im allergic to mindless insolents. Good luck murmur to the wall.
    -   Lance

Andore…your mouthings remind me that there’s perfection in nothingness…and you obviously possessed by its ringing echoes.
    -   Soundbow

Weakness in a man is abhorrent to a woman, as it makes her eggs turn sour.
    -   Defined Dunroamin

Hey, Lance, armpit noises aren’t a language! Go get a life – boy!
    -   Dr. Bong!

Monotonous NASCAR busters without even pick a favorite driver.
    -   Alex

Repetitive Internet Trolls without a cyber conscience...
    -   Toil & Trouble

Pot shots at favourite targets not particularly involved in pandering for Rick’s favourite cyber-puppets’ cynically fed feelings.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Hey, this guy “Lance” must be some sort of drum-beating cyber-bitch for the C.C. crew’s more kinky pleasures – how pathetic!
    -   Dr. Bong!

Familiarity breeds contempt and f*ucking cynics!
    -   Borstal Boy

Hey Dr. Bong, my Heaven is your Hell. If you dont like it, then you can kiss my ass and leave.
    -   Lance

People that confuse cynicism with being annoyed and lists that could be just as appropriately titled Things that piss me off.
    -   CR

People who write letters to newspapers about trivial points just so they can tell everyone that they work for charity.
    -   Brian

Drama queens of Internet who dont know how to take crticism from a cynic and move on.
    -   Alex

Why dont you just shut the f*ck up Lancey-boy, and go and play with your hand-bells...ding-dong!
    -   Dr. Bong!

Internet trolls.
    -   Double God

Hi, Yzarc Tibbar, welcome to the way we roll... how about be quiet about Rick, his website, the rest of cynics here, and go f*ck yourself?
    -   Lance

This website looks like Rick’s probably just tried to invent a new form of rhetorical torture for cynics other than ones not his allies.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

When ask someone what his/her dream job is, the anwser is... "no job but get paid to live".
    -   Alex

Peoples obsessive use of facebook; google taking over everything; US politics.
    -   kking

People who think you’re an idiot because they don’t understand.
    -   Arcane

Seriously, Rick, you’re just foreplaying about on this kinky bit of the Internet for the sake of your own pocket-book aren’t you?
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Having to teach the cretins sired and raised by morons.
    -   Paul

A mother who blather how much "sacrifices" they have to make for children and be proud of every little thing about them.
    -   Alex

Control freaks & their lack of control...
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Ignorance is bliss & so is life.
    -   Ziltoid

Now I love the smell of burning panties in the morning... But given choice of smells I much prefer to snif babybeatnik’s rather than Rick’s!
    -   valdobiade

People who believe that every animal, predator and prey alike, should be respected equally and view eating meats as immoral.
    -   Alex

What the hell are you doing, Dr. Bong? Why traumatize me while have nothing to gain and make an embarrassed fool out of yourself?
    -   Lance - Shut up, stop whine & get a life

Dr. Bong, just admit that youre a fag.
    -   Andore

If it was not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
    -   Old Frogglett

Âû äîëæíû áûòü õóäøèì îïðàâäàíèåì çà ÷åëîâåêà, ñ êîòîðûì ÿ êîãäà-ëèáî èìåë íåóäîâîëüñòâèå ê aquaint ñàìîñòîÿòåëüíî.
    -   Håõâàòêó ýòîãî.

All good things end in their time, & even the crappy stuff ends also...but not round here it seems...
    -   I sees youz guys!

This Lance is a fully-fledged ding-dong! He pulls my bell-rope but cant hear the tune!
    -   Dr. Bong!

The Chile earthquake shortened the day by a microsecond. So I will be 30 million years old in order to notice a 1 second difference.
    -   *Yawn*

Why are these VHEMTards so fascinated with Lance? Maybe his name coincides with the lingo for what they really do at their Portland HQ.
    -   The Jihad Against VHEMT

Pathological alienation.
    -   Alex

Health food fanatics who smoke. Whats the point of going on a "cleansing program" when youre putting the crap back into your body?
    -   Stupidity is Infinite

my teachers stalk our facebooks.
    -   Sue

I hate the fact that most people do what they are told.
    -   Stanley

"Only the weak are curel, gentleness can only be expected from the strong." Hence you are a spineless coward for give me unwarranted attack.
    -   Lance

This Lance guy. He’s obviously one card short of a full pack of cards & probably has something against pseudonyms as well...
    -   Dr. Bong!

My college professor used a fricking sudoku puzzle for an exam. I thought it was just another stupid Japanese fad like Pokemon cards!
    -   What the Fuck?

This "Dr. Bong" guy here... forget about this douchebag, he is too afraid of my right to speak whats on my mind.
    -   Lance

The strange similarity of Ricks WAYCA "ackowledgement note" to that of the CIAs email confirmation number note...
    -   Troubadour

This "Alex" guy here - Lock im up!
    -   Dr. Bong!

Wicca: a religion that is often pratice mostly by desperate, noncomfortist single people. No offense to true Wiccans, though.
    -   Alex

Men never ask for directions because they wisely know that people would rather lie outright than say, "I don`t know."
    -   Tired of Feminism

Ex ad-men always have one thing on their minds: Whats for sale and at what price. Know this, you know the cost.
    -   No more peas for me, Ma!

Cynicism is the worst quality in a person.
    -   CoCo

Dear weirdo. Your question or comment has been successfully submitted on the WAYCA page. Your confirmation number is FUKUA1DICK.
    -   Rick

People being objective; they do it thinking from the seat of their pants.
    -   No more peas for me, Ma!

The world isnt what you think it is. ISBN-13: 978-0671683078
    -   Shaman

After just one small mistaken, cops wont leave you alone for over half a year. Whats worse, youre forced to take a drug test.
    -   Alex

stick to the facts...you never have to guess the truth.
    -   neocynic

Teamwork. Because teams are like animals, theyve always got 1 areshole.
    -   Lee Summersby

Help me! I have a mild case of encephalitis of the pee-pee and I just don’t know what to do about it!
    -   Le Dongo

Your wanting to be liked does not achieve that objective, although it may be a good start in this rat race.
    -   Jim Bean

People who conclude, "You dont ask!" What if I DID ask, and got a psychotic comedy show instead of a straightforward answer?
    -   pissed

The pert and the twee on the Cynic’s Sanctuary.
    -   Jaded Jake

Getting stuck in "friend zone"; really you try to be the best person you can and you get punished for it.
    -   Michael Laureani

Delayed gratification: Something you’re prepared to wait for, provided that, if you want some more, it’s always on offer later.
    -   Brian Caky

Those who breed yet do not work, or pay taxes.
    -   Cyrus

Facetious slurs from people you hardly even know - if that!
    -   Willie

A soundly topic is turn down by moderators cuz of "we can not provide you with a specific rationale for our decision, but it is final" Wtf?
    -   Alex

I don’t know whether to mock or pity those people who say “high school will be the best years of your life.”
    -   Pixilated Budgie

Those who can - do. Those who cannot - teach. Those who cannot teach - pontificate.
    -   The Master

Cocksucking cretins who only have one opinion - and that ones a warped one.
    -   Amoralus

Love. Obviously. It has no meaning besides pathetic self-indulgence. Go away.
    -   Bloodstained

May the VHEMT be with you!
    -   Dr. Freud & All of US

Flaky people. If you know you cant carry out a plan, dont make it, cancel at the last minute, and leave me hanging for hours.
    -   Middle Finger

Jesus, did Dr. Roid grow up under power lines or something? He posts like a retarded Jehovas Witness crusader.
    -   The Jihad against VHEMT

Dumb-arsed popinjays who can’t spell for sausages.
    -   The Master

Wee, our favorite certin is back! Have anything new to not share with us?
    -   Lance

V... H... E... M... T...
    -   Dr. Freud & All of US

Tax collectors: their hides should be nailed to the barn door.
    -   Wee Willlie

If you’re not with the groups programme then youre obviously an agitator on the wrong pills.
    -   Lone-Wolf Cynic

People who claim they are open-minded, but get defensive the moment you point out their short-comings.
    -   Amanda

That, at heart, Stars and Bars is just another saucy, ripe-arsed wing-nut jerking-off, and thus, as such, it shouldn’t be allowed!
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

The human race is just a load of existing, thinking, stinking, consuming, sleeping, digesting, defecating, procreating, talking monkeys.
    -   John Smith Jr.

Realizing, after reading the posts from "Stars and Bars", that eugenics might have been a really GOOD idea.
    -   Sigh Nick

Spam. Spam is merely evidential of the gross perversion of humanity’s baser drives.
    -   Pixilated Budgie

the human race and the screwed up nature of people
    -   the mad hatter

people who dont see the that euthanasia is a good thing
    -   Mad Cynic

I always wanted to be a gay-sodomite-stripper-baptist-preacher to the masses in Vegas strip clubs, but my mother wouldnt let me.
    -   Stars and Bars

We will win our country back by voting that Muslim Osambo out of Washington and putting a real Christian American back in the Oval Office!
    -   Stars and Bars

America is Gods country and God does not tolerate niggers and fags and all those who try to defile the American way of life.
    -   Stars and Bars

So all Americans who havent been diseased by the Liberal scourge must see that we need to deport these Liberal traitors back to France
    -   Stars and Bars

The Liberal ploy to turn our kids into butt pirates is all part of their Commie plan to destroy America and its moral values.
    -   Stars and Bars

You all know that you will burn in Hell for being a bunch of sodomites. If God wanted fags he would never have made Eve.
    -   Stars and Bars

I see that the Liberals dont want me to speak the truth about their gay agenda. Look at them trolling me by mispelling my name.
    -   Stars and Bars

He sold us out to the Commies and tried to turn us all into tree-hugging hippie fags. Thank God his evil plan never worked.
    -   Stars and Bars

Now that Obongo is on Capitol Hill we lost the bid to do the Olympics. Goddamn niggers always ruin everything!
    -   Stars and Bars

Mystery in Religion: It being something misunderstood that probably isn’t much use to anyone.
    -   Atheistic anachronism

Over-excited people, reality shows, lifestyle programs, handshakes, stupid people, sociality and stupid fads.
    -   Vitriol

The Republicans. Ive got about as much use for them as a boar has for tits.
    -   Pixilated Budgie.

Goofball politicians who think they’re right to screw up in Iraq, even though anybody with a real jaundiced view thinks they’re wrong!
    -   Fly me — I’m a cynic!

People trying to change things they can’t except.
    -   Dutch

if the light should become brighter, the shadow would become darker. (or atleast it would seem that way)
    -   nobody lol

What you are not, but can always become, is always on the human beings agenda.
    -   Frank E. Steinitz.

The fact that religious folks are always aching to argue with you. Heck, they hunt down people to argue with.
    -   pissed

On a cold day you can see all the local hyinas gathering, and theyve all got cynical smiles.
    -   An observer here

Hell is only mentioned in the book of Revalation. No mention of it was made in the Old Testament or the first 4 books of the New Testament.
    -   atheist

Opinion couched as cynicism put out by cynical persons intent upon causing disruption for their own petty advantage.
    -   Jaded Jake

Being poor has its merits. You get to realise who your real friends are, and you get to see the true nature of women.
    -   unemployed for 7 months

That when you’re on the edge people pound on you, and that’s something to remember when you friends go their own way...
    -   Melancholy Misanthrope

Looking underneath the dark cloud to find the silver lining, and getting struck by lightning and pummeled by hail.
    -   angry dog

I am that old man loooking at it, and I shall oggle whatever I please so long as it has tit & bum appeal.
    -   Old Nob of the Mountain.

Girls who show everything but the areola and then wonder (while they look so innocent and surprised) what that old man was looking at.
    -   udidntgetme

I doubt Mr. Cameron cares about the furries jerking off to that Avatar cat girl over and over again. They made him $2 billion richer.
    -   Raynor

Masturbation.
    -   Heidi

Generalizing and calling it cynicism; that is plain ignorance.
    -   Disgusted & worn down

I stopped being optimistic when I realised that shoving rose-coloured spectacles up my arse made my hemhorroids worse.
    -   Middle Finger

Sermonising about how the glass is half full isnt going to add any more water to it.
    -   pessimist

Screw you cynical tossers. I earn more in a year doing what I love than most of you do working all your pathetic little lives!
    -   Landon Donovan.

RIP McOueen. The oh so easy death of those people who should know better than to chuck it all away so easily.
    -   La Fashionista

Too bad you dont like it here, Im not oblige to be rescued by a wannabe in pinky armor just because Im enjoying a great time here.
    -   Lance

Suckers like Landon Donovan
    -   ORlandooh

Cynicism is cheap—you can buy it at any 99p store—it’s built into all poor-quality goods.
    -   The Commedian

That the road map to peace is not the real territory.
    -   Exodus

Guys, don’t hang around here feeling miserable, woebegone & left-out! Cross over to the cynical side of web-life to: www.smirkingcynic.com
    -   Son of the Beach!

Nah, I dont see any active battle there like this one. Im not interest in waste my time on listen to any twaddly guy.
    -   Lance

Life is never that bad. The good bus of fortune is always around the corner.
    -   Lord Chandos of Chaos.

Irrelevant and probably detrimental reorganisations based on HOPE, not on facts and experience.
    -   Sux

This site’s a swizz! If you want to see “real cynicism” at work go here: www.smirkingcynic.com
    -   Son of the Beach!

KLOP IS COMING!
    -   The Wise One.

There is NO bliss in ignorance
    -   Stephanie

Stepping on somebody elses turd in the night when youre just taking a leak behind the bushes--its not right.
    -   Derby Gripe & Co.

Thank you, Rick, for signing the Loony Party of Great Britain’s guest book on: 8th Feb. 2010.
    -   O.M.R.L.P.

The truth ought not be sugar-coated in many a situation, but what of the line between unsolicited gabber and frank discourse?
    -   Hot-Chick on ACID!

Busting my ass through college, just to eventually work for some dropout, whose father is a drinking buddy of the CEO.
    -   depressed

Cynicism is dead, long live cynicism.
    -   Live & kicking Cynic

Britta water filters. They’re just too useful.
    -   Duke Nuke’em!

Attention ladies. Tugging at your miniskirts whilst sitting won`t make them any longer. Either let your goods be seen or wear a burka.
    -   The Stupidity Files

The bloke who cant spell his slang terms: it’s hot “totty” you idiot! Hot totty on the boil, too hot to touch and hot to trot, you idiot!
    -   Correction agent X

Get used to it, Stars and Bars, for your god does not live here.
    -   Domain

Im starting to have a nightmare about Jesus and Muhammad dating! Argh, get it out of my head! God please spare me!
    -   Stars and Bars

Hipsters. Enough Said.
    -   Josh

Hot toddy swearing on the phone in the street when they think nobody’s listening, because they don’t really know how to behave lady-like.
    -   Blinkered life

Contenders for the throne: behead the bastards!
    -   Bill The Conkerer!