| 1. You're overworked,
unemployed, underemployed or underpaid. |
yes no
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| 2. You're a lonely thinker stuck among semi-literates
and/or MBAs. |
yes
no
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| 3. You've finally discovered that society doesn't
reward people like you. |
yes
no
|
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| 4. You've discovered that the people who do get the
rewards tend to be jerks. |
yes
no
|
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| 5. You'd like to see the majority of our celebrities
exiled to Uzbekistan. |
yes
no
|
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| 6. You cringe slightly when you hear people talk
about "team players." |
yes
no
|
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| 7. Politically correct zealots make you laugh (or
cry). |
yes
no
|
|
| 8. You're sick of hearing that everything you eat,
think or do causes heart disease. |
yes
no
|
|
| 9. You've had it with millionaire ballplayers who
grumble about their salaries. |
yes no
|
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| 10. You're inclined to believe that "personal growth"
is some kind of tumor. |
yes no
|
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| 11. You're disillusioned, disenchanted and/or just
plain disgusted. |
yes no
|
|
| 12. You find yourself wishing you lived in a
different era, like the Neolithic. |
yes no
|
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| 13. You think civilization is going to hell in a
pooper-scooper. |
yes no
|
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| 14. You no longer CARE that civilization is going to
hell in a pooper-scooper. |
yes no
|
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| 15. You wish you could find some decent curmudgeons
who feel the way you do. |
yes no
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