A Cynic's Dictionary Sampler

The definitions on this page are taken from the original book by Rick Bayan. The selections are randomized so you can keep reloading and not see the same set of definitions each time. But even if you return a zillion times, what you see here is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. Of course, you can order a copy and see the whole iceberg at once.

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